MACHETE: When B-Movies Become Beautiful Chaos
What happens when you take every ridiculous action movie trope, throw them in a blender with a bottle of tequila, and hit “puree”?
After decades of playing “Scary Mexican Guy #3,” Danny Trejo finally stars as the machete-wielding legend who makes John Wick look like a Sunday school teacher. With Robert De Niro embracing his inner villain, Lindsay Lohan frequently clothing-optional, and action sequences that defy both logic and gravity, Machete is the beautifully ridiculous B-movie mayhem you didn’t know you needed.
Read our full review to discover why this testosterone-fueled fever dream gets two machetes up from Ringside Report Network…
Takers fails all around
Takers is standard hollywood action fare, full of guns, money and all around excess, but somehow it ends up feeling less like a guilty pleasure and more like a waste of time. A group of successful bank robbers (Paul Walker, Idris Elba, Hayden Christensen, Micheal Ealy and Chris Brown) get in on a risky heist […]
The Expendables is excellent and explosive
The Expendables is an action movie on steroids, complete with huge explosions, intense fight scenes and an excellent ensemble cast. Sylvester Stallone co-wrote, directed and starred in this film as Barney Ross, the leader of The Expendables. Stallone leads his group of mercenaries with Jason Statham (Lee Christmas), Jet Li (Yin Yang), Terry Crews (Hale […]
Razor Ramon Autobiography–Wrestling with Consciousness review
Too many times you’ve hear how a professional wrestler is broke, committed suicide or overdosed because the lifestyle was too demanding to keep up with or let go. Wrestling greats like Eddie Guerrero, Mike Awesome, Road Warrior Hawk, Chris Benoit and many more have succumbed to horrible fates mainly due to the difficulty of maintaining […]
Good Laughs & Good Action for The Other Guys
The Other Guys is another hilarious Will Ferrell classic movie, that will be quoted for years to come. The Other Guys is Will Ferrell and Director Adam McKay\’s fourth collaboration together. Detective Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) is a forensic accountant that sexy women cannot resist who prefers to paperwork then be in the line of […]
Angelina Jolie kicks ass in Salt
Salt is a kick-ass action thriller with a believable story, intense action and super-human fight scenes. Angelina Jolie plays Evelyn Salt, a CIA agent accused of being a Russian spy. The timing of the release of this movie was perfect following the arrest of several real-life Russian spies who were posing as American citizens to […]
TNA Impact: Cross The Line for Nintendo DS review
Hulk Hogan and Mick Foley make their video game debuts in TNA Impact: Cross the Line for Nintendo DS. With various game modes and a roster of 16 TNA superstars, this game offers hours of fun despite some technical glitches. Dive into the action with unique storylines and challenging tournaments, making it a must-try for wrestling fans.
Predators Movie Review
If you are a huge fan of the Predator series of movies, then Predators is a great movie for you; if you have never seen one, prepare to suspend all disbelief. The Predator alien is a highly intelligent war machine- there are two types of Predators, the larger super Predators and the classic small ones; […]
James Kodzis’ Jujitsu DVD Volume 1 review
Mix a Terminator and The Karate Kid together and you\’d probably get police officer James Kodzis—a no-nonsense mixed martial arts expert who would show no emotion breaking any bones in your body. In one of his many fundamental teaching DVDs, Jujitsu 1, Kodzis displays the strikes, escapes and grappling techniques that help give you the leverage […]
MMA Unscripted: Behind the Scenes of America’s Hottest Sport review
Watching Wanderlei Silva in “KILL mode”, beating Forrest Griffin in the UFC: Undisputed video game, are two of many adventures documented by mixed martial arts magazine MMA Worldwide in MMA: Unscripted: Behind the Scenes of America’s Hottest Sport MMA Worldwide is much more than just a magazine spawned from the creative minds of the Pittman […]