John Cena’s Farewell Tour Magic Exposes WWE’s Tale of Two Cities Problem
Wrestling Uncensored hosts Dave Simon and Johnny North break down John Cena’s magical Montreal farewell versus tonight’s lackluster Boston SmackDown, plus Sami Zayn’s brand switch and the escalating WWE vs AEW wrestling wars across Europe.
Triple H’s “Doofus” Week and Our Unfiltered SummerSlam 2025 Predictions
“Allegations are allegations,” Dave quoted Triple H’s controversial statement about the McMahon situation. “What? It’s a complicated relationship for anybody in life.”
The criticism extended to WWE’s “Unreal” documentary series, which Dave described as “obvious they’re trying to make him into this TV star.” Johnny North agreed, noting the show’s focus on making Triple H appear as “this creative genius.”
“I saw somebody say that this is like to make Triple H look like the Dana White of the WWE,” Dave explained. “They’re really just making Triple H into this cool guy who is this creative genius. And after seeing that, I’m like, yeah, they just sit in a room with like five guys. So what do you think? Goddamn Doc Hendrix on a TV screen going, ‘well, hell, I think maybe Jey Uso.'”
The Bottom Line: Dave Simon and Johnny North didn’t hold back in their most comprehensive SummerSlam preview yet, delivering the unfiltered wrestling analysis that only Wrestling Uncensored provides. From predicting Seth Rollins’ surprise Money in the Bank cash-in to calling out Jelly Roll’s “terrible” wrestling attempts, Episode 744 proved once again why these two are the Combat Sports Authority.
Join them live Sunday at 10 PM ET for immediate SummerSlam 2025 reactions – because when wrestling’s biggest weekend concludes, you’ll want the hosts who aren’t afraid to tell you exactly what they really think.
SummerSlam 2025: A10-Hour Marathon Could Break Wrestling Fans (And Why Jelly Roll Proves WWE Has Lost Its Mind)
SummerSlam 2025 is shaping up to be WWE’s most ambitious and potentially exhausting event in company history, with Wrestling Uncensored hosts predicting an unprecedented 8-10 hour marathon across two nights. While Night One promises traditional wrestling with dream matches like Gunther vs CM Punk, Night Two transforms into a gimmick-heavy spectacle featuring John Cena’s potential farewell in a Street Fight against Cody Rhodes. But the real controversy? Jelly Roll’s cringe-worthy wrestling debut on SmackDown has fans questioning whether WWE’s celebrity obsession has gone too far. From botched spots breaking noses to country singers delivering “the worst forearms maybe ever,” this weekend’s biggest party of the summer might test even the most dedicated wrestling fan’s endurance.
Hulk Hogan’s Legacy: The Man Who Changed Wrestling Forever, a Ringside Report Tribute
The wrestling world stands still today, mourning the loss of the immortal Hulk Hogan. But on this special episode of Wrestling Uncensored, we weren’t just mourning a wrestler; we were remembering the man who changed the entire business—not once, but twice. Dave Simon and Johnny North paid a heartfelt tribute to the legend, making one truth crystal clear: there will never be another Hulk Hogan.
This wasn’t just a man who sold tickets; he was the reason the tickets were printed in the first place. He was the Babe Ruth of professional wrestling, a cultural phenomenon who transcended the ring to open doors for every superstar who followed. From the glorious heights of Hulkamania to his shocking heel turn that sparked the Monday Night Wars, Hogan’s fingerprints are on every significant moment in wrestling history.
His legacy is complicated, to be sure, and we don’t shy away from that. But as Dave Simon so eloquently put it, “I’m able to separate whatever he was as a person… from the enjoyment that he brought to my life and to millions of others.” Hogan was a performer who could make a simple gesture feel electric, a showman who sold out arenas around the globe, and a legend who taught millions of kids to say their prayers, eat their vitamins, and believe in Hulkamania. His final bow may have been on July 24, 2025, but his legacy will live forever, brother.
Buildup to AEW All in 2024 Tops WWE in Wrestling Entertainment This Week
AEW All In 2024 is set to be a game-changer in the world of professional wrestling. This week’s Ringside Report Network’s Wrestling Uncensored dives into AEW’s Owen Hart Tournament and the exciting build-up to All In at Wembley Stadium. Meanwhile, WWE struggles post-Money in the Bank with lackluster episodes of Raw and SmackDown. Discover why AEW topped WWE in wrestling entertainment this week and what fans can expect as AEW All In 2024 approaches.
MACHETE: When B-Movies Become Beautiful Chaos
What happens when you take every ridiculous action movie trope, throw them in a blender with a bottle of tequila, and hit “puree”?
After decades of playing “Scary Mexican Guy #3,” Danny Trejo finally stars as the machete-wielding legend who makes John Wick look like a Sunday school teacher. With Robert De Niro embracing his inner villain, Lindsay Lohan frequently clothing-optional, and action sequences that defy both logic and gravity, Machete is the beautifully ridiculous B-movie mayhem you didn’t know you needed.
Read our full review to discover why this testosterone-fueled fever dream gets two machetes up from Ringside Report Network…