Finnish Action Masterpiece: Johnny North Reviews Sisu – Road to Revenge
Sisu: Road to Revenge on Netflix is “one of the best movies I’ve seen this year,” according to Wrestling Uncensored’s Johnny North. The Finnish action sequel features a unique approach: a protagonist who never speaks throughout the film’s runtime.
Set in 1946 Soviet-occupied Finland, the movie follows legendary commando Aatami Korpi seeking revenge against the Red Army officer who killed his family. Starring Jorma Tommila and Stephen Lang with an €11 million budget, director Jalmari Helander delivers what Johnny calls superior to The Expendables franchise.
“It’s just boom, action, next action scene, next action scene,” Johnny describes. “I just love how it was kind of cold at times and it felt kind of gritty. Simple movie, but it works.”
Strong violence warning: Johnny repeatedly emphasized this film is not appropriate for children due to extreme graphic content throughout.
Movie Review: “Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties”
“Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties” puts Bubbles centre stage, with Ricky and Julian as side characters. Host Johnny North called it “fantastic” and praised its classic documentary style, heartfelt cat tributes, and non-stop laughs. Even without Jim Lahey, it stays true to the spirit longtime fans love.
Stone – Review of a Gripping Tale of Morality and Deception
Are you looking for a suspenseful thriller that explores the complexities of human behaviour? “Stone,” a 2010 film starring Robert De Niro and Edward Norton, delivers a gripping story that keeps you guessing until the end. A Collision of Worlds De Niro portrays Jack Mabry, a jaded parole officer nearing retirement. His final case brings […]
MACHETE: When B-Movies Become Beautiful Chaos
What happens when you take every ridiculous action movie trope, throw them in a blender with a bottle of tequila, and hit “puree”?
After decades of playing “Scary Mexican Guy #3,” Danny Trejo finally stars as the machete-wielding legend who makes John Wick look like a Sunday school teacher. With Robert De Niro embracing his inner villain, Lindsay Lohan frequently clothing-optional, and action sequences that defy both logic and gravity, Machete is the beautifully ridiculous B-movie mayhem you didn’t know you needed.
Read our full review to discover why this testosterone-fueled fever dream gets two machetes up from Ringside Report Network…