MACHETE: When B-Movies Become Beautiful Chaos
What happens when you take every ridiculous action movie trope, throw them in a blender with a bottle of tequila, and hit “puree”?
After decades of playing “Scary Mexican Guy #3,” Danny Trejo finally stars as the machete-wielding legend who makes John Wick look like a Sunday school teacher. With Robert De Niro embracing his inner villain, Lindsay Lohan frequently clothing-optional, and action sequences that defy both logic and gravity, Machete is the beautifully ridiculous B-movie mayhem you didn’t know you needed.
Read our full review to discover why this testosterone-fueled fever dream gets two machetes up from Ringside Report Network…
Predators Movie Review
If you are a huge fan of the Predator series of movies, then Predators is a great movie for you; if you have never seen one, prepare to suspend all disbelief. The Predator alien is a highly intelligent war machine- there are two types of Predators, the larger super Predators and the classic small ones; […]